primsong: (fivey silly)
I have a new dream job:  I want to be the person who gets to name all the carpet colors for some carpet company out there.  Seriously, there are like fifty-gazillion shades of brown and the exact same one will have a different name at every store I find it in.  It's a veritable endless gushing fountain of quasi-poetic labels.

Biscuit, briar, sandswept, oatmeal, latte, fawn, cashmere, spice-is-nice, birch, quiet-afternoon, chai, antique lace...

Sometimes they get on a roll and don't know when to get off - I found one entire set of carpet colors that started off with vaguely 'retro' names and just kept going until there were random blends of berber being called "Fonz," "Love Bug" and "Kotter"... another where it was all kinds of candy with seemingly no association with the shades at all.

I want to do a series for boys rooms with names like "old socks" and 'boogers" just for the fun of it - I bet it would sell!
primsong: (penguin question)
My son just noted that while we refer to ourselves as Oregonians, he had no idea what you would call someone from either Kansas or Arkansas - what are they?  Kansasians?  Kansasites? Arkansawyers?  Arkansaucians?

Locals can be pretty specific on what the proper moniker is for their people group - Anyone know?

Profile

primsong: (Default)
primsong

July 2017

S M T W T F S
      1
2 3456 78
9101112131415
16171819202122
23242526272829
3031     

Syndicate

RSS Atom

Most Popular Tags

Style Credit

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags