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The Gravity of Molasses
Opened the cupboard to put a box away and two other boxes fell to the floor. Opened the fridge to put juice away and vegetables came bouncing out. Opened the other cupboard to put away a hand-mixer and an ENTIRE JAR OF MOLASSES leapt out and made a suicide dive right into the cat's dish.
The sound was astonishing and brought all family members running into the kitchen, thankfully sans the cat.
Cleaned up the amazing spontaneous interpretive artwork entitled "Catfood, Glass and Molasses with accents of Broken Pottery in the Modern Age."
*huddles away from cupboards*
The sound was astonishing and brought all family members running into the kitchen, thankfully sans the cat.
Cleaned up the amazing spontaneous interpretive artwork entitled "Catfood, Glass and Molasses with accents of Broken Pottery in the Modern Age."
*huddles away from cupboards*