Nox in Socks
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primsongHaving recently had a family b-day that involved seasons 3 and 4 of Stargate SG-1 entering the household (woot!), we got going on a bit of tongue-twisting silliness last night:
Following along with Loth for a moment, if you will, Evelyn and I got going last night on a bit of silliness for Stargate SG-1 - hope you enjoy it.
Nox in Socks
Nox.
Socks
Box.
Rocks.
Rocks in box.
Nox in socks.
Rocks on Nox
in socks in box.
Socks on rocks
and rocks in box.
Nox in socks on
box on rocks.
Snakes with tricks come.
Snakes with smocks come.
Snakes with tricks and
smocks and locks come.
Look, sir. Look, sir.
Col. Jack, sir.
Let's do tricks for kicks
with smocks, sir.
Let's do tricks with snakes
and locks, sir.
First, I'll make a
quick trick
snack stack.
Then I'll make a
quick trick
smock stack.
You can make a
quick trick
snake stack.
You can make a
quick trick
lock stack.
And here's a new trick, Col. Jack....
Socks on snakes and
snakes on Nox.
Nox with locks and
tricks in smocks.
Tricks and smocks with
rocks in box.
Now we come to sticks and zats, sir.
Try to say this Col. Jack, sir....
Snakes on Nox stick.
Snakes on rocks zat.
Six sick tricks stick.
Six sick snakes zat.
Please, sir.
I don't like this trick, sir.
My tongue isn't
quick or slick, sir.
I get all those sticks and staffs, sir,
mixed up with the snakes and zats, sir.
I can't do it, Mr. Nox, sir.
I'm so sorry, Col. Jack, sir.
Here's an easy game to play.
Here's an easy thing to say....
New snakes.
Two snakes.
Whose snakes?
Yu's snakes.
Who has these snakes?
Yu has Yu's snakes.
Who sees who has
whose new snakes, sir?
You see Yu has
Yu's new snakes, sir.
That's not easy,
Mr. Nox, sir.
Who comes?
Foe comes.
Pros s'pose foes come.
Who yokes pro's woes?
Yu yokes pro's woes.
Pro knows blows
yoke whose woes?
Yu's woes.
Yu yokes lots of
Snakes with Jack now.
Pro's froze foes yoke
Snake in gate now.
Yu rains blows
on pro's froze clothes now.
Jack gives prose
to pro's froze woes now.
Woe goes.
Prose grows.
Pro's toes goes some.
Woe prose grows some.
Mr Nox!
I hate this game, sir.
This game makes
my tongue quite lame, sir.
Col. Jack, sir,
what a shame, sir.
Here is something
I was told, sir...
Here is lots of
Old cold gold now.
Old Gould, bold Gould,
Gouldy. Gouldy.
Old gold, sold gold.
Moldy. Moldy.
Golden Gould
for golden molding!
That's what that
Old Gould is holding.
Were you told to
fold old gold, sir?
If, sir, told, sir,
fold with Gould, sir,
with the Old Gould,
fold, sir. Mold, sir.
Mr. Nox, sir,
I won't fold it.
I can't say it.
I won't mold it.
Very well, sir.
Step this way.
We'll find another
game to play.
Sam comes.
Dan comes.
Sam brings Dan gun.
Dan brings Sam gun.
Dan shoots Sam's gun.
Sam shoots Dan's gun,
Sam's shoots,
Dan's shoots.
Dan's shot gun zaps.
Sam's shot gun zaps.
Dan's pack. Sam's pack.
Big pack. Back packs.
Sam and Dan have
packs with guns.
Dan's pack sags
and Sam's pack runs.
Back pack! Sag pack!
Big pack! Gun pack!
My poor mouth can't
say that. No Sir.
My poor mouth is
much too slow, sir.
Well then...
bring your mouth this way.
I'll find it something
it can say.
Jake just jerks jokes.
Jake's snake jerks jokes.
Jake's joke jolts Jack.
Jake's snake japes Jack.
Jack jerks Jake
with jokes Jake's snake likes.
Jake's snake smirks
At jokes that Jake likes.
I can't blab
such blibber blubber!
My tongue isn't
made of rubber.
Col. Jack. Now
come now. Come now.
You don't have to
be so dumb now....
Try to say this,
Col. Jack, please....
Through eight great gates
Eight gate-mates moved.
While these mates moved,
Waiting bait grooved.
Waiting bait made
these eight mates grate.
Grating mates made
these mates' wait abate.
That's what made these
eight great gates deflate.
Stop it! Stop it!
That's enough, sir.
I can't say
such silly stuff, sir.
Very well, then
Col. Jack, sir.
Let's have a little talk
about Jaffa waffles....
What do you know
about Jaffa waffles?
well...
When Jaffa waffles bake,
they use
some Jaffa waffle batter.
And when the
batter's in a puddle,
it's some Jaffa
waffle puddle batter.
AND when Jaffa waffles
batter's mixed with paddles in a puddle,
they call it a Jaffa
waffle puddle paddle batter.
AND...
When Jaffas batter waffles
from their puddle paddle batter
and the Jaffa batter puddle
is a puddle in a battle...
...they call this
a Jaffa waffle
battle puddle
paddle batter muddle.
AND...
When Jaffas
mix these batters
in a battle
with their paddles
and the battle's
on a delmak*
and the delmak's
very chel mak**...
...they call this
a muddle puddle
Jaffa delmak
waffle chel mak
battle paddle batter.
AND...
Now wait
a minute
Mr. Nox Rocks!
When a Nox is
in the battle where
the Jaffa waffles batter
with their paddles
in a puddle on a
very chel mak delmak...
THIS is what they call...
...a Jaffa waffle
chel mak delmak battled
paddled muddled duddled
fuddled wuddled
Nox with rocks, sir!
Nox with rocks,
our game us done, sir.
Thank you for
a lot of fun, sir.
With appreciation and apologies to Dr. Seuss
*delmak = Jaffa term for a crystal
** chel mak = as Daniel translated, "very cool"
Yu was one of the bad guy Goulds they encountered along the way.
Heh. I never did work in my baffles, snafus or flocks yet - maybe another version after a bit.
Following along with Loth for a moment, if you will, Evelyn and I got going last night on a bit of silliness for Stargate SG-1 - hope you enjoy it.
Nox in Socks
Nox.
Socks
Box.
Rocks.
Rocks in box.
Nox in socks.
Rocks on Nox
in socks in box.
Socks on rocks
and rocks in box.
Nox in socks on
box on rocks.
Snakes with tricks come.
Snakes with smocks come.
Snakes with tricks and
smocks and locks come.
Look, sir. Look, sir.
Col. Jack, sir.
Let's do tricks for kicks
with smocks, sir.
Let's do tricks with snakes
and locks, sir.
First, I'll make a
quick trick
snack stack.
Then I'll make a
quick trick
smock stack.
You can make a
quick trick
snake stack.
You can make a
quick trick
lock stack.
And here's a new trick, Col. Jack....
Socks on snakes and
snakes on Nox.
Nox with locks and
tricks in smocks.
Tricks and smocks with
rocks in box.
Now we come to sticks and zats, sir.
Try to say this Col. Jack, sir....
Snakes on Nox stick.
Snakes on rocks zat.
Six sick tricks stick.
Six sick snakes zat.
Please, sir.
I don't like this trick, sir.
My tongue isn't
quick or slick, sir.
I get all those sticks and staffs, sir,
mixed up with the snakes and zats, sir.
I can't do it, Mr. Nox, sir.
I'm so sorry, Col. Jack, sir.
Here's an easy game to play.
Here's an easy thing to say....
New snakes.
Two snakes.
Whose snakes?
Yu's snakes.
Who has these snakes?
Yu has Yu's snakes.
Who sees who has
whose new snakes, sir?
You see Yu has
Yu's new snakes, sir.
That's not easy,
Mr. Nox, sir.
Who comes?
Foe comes.
Pros s'pose foes come.
Who yokes pro's woes?
Yu yokes pro's woes.
Pro knows blows
yoke whose woes?
Yu's woes.
Yu yokes lots of
Snakes with Jack now.
Pro's froze foes yoke
Snake in gate now.
Yu rains blows
on pro's froze clothes now.
Jack gives prose
to pro's froze woes now.
Woe goes.
Prose grows.
Pro's toes goes some.
Woe prose grows some.
Mr Nox!
I hate this game, sir.
This game makes
my tongue quite lame, sir.
Col. Jack, sir,
what a shame, sir.
Here is something
I was told, sir...
Here is lots of
Old cold gold now.
Old Gould, bold Gould,
Gouldy. Gouldy.
Old gold, sold gold.
Moldy. Moldy.
Golden Gould
for golden molding!
That's what that
Old Gould is holding.
Were you told to
fold old gold, sir?
If, sir, told, sir,
fold with Gould, sir,
with the Old Gould,
fold, sir. Mold, sir.
Mr. Nox, sir,
I won't fold it.
I can't say it.
I won't mold it.
Very well, sir.
Step this way.
We'll find another
game to play.
Sam comes.
Dan comes.
Sam brings Dan gun.
Dan brings Sam gun.
Dan shoots Sam's gun.
Sam shoots Dan's gun,
Sam's shoots,
Dan's shoots.
Dan's shot gun zaps.
Sam's shot gun zaps.
Dan's pack. Sam's pack.
Big pack. Back packs.
Sam and Dan have
packs with guns.
Dan's pack sags
and Sam's pack runs.
Back pack! Sag pack!
Big pack! Gun pack!
My poor mouth can't
say that. No Sir.
My poor mouth is
much too slow, sir.
Well then...
bring your mouth this way.
I'll find it something
it can say.
Jake just jerks jokes.
Jake's snake jerks jokes.
Jake's joke jolts Jack.
Jake's snake japes Jack.
Jack jerks Jake
with jokes Jake's snake likes.
Jake's snake smirks
At jokes that Jake likes.
I can't blab
such blibber blubber!
My tongue isn't
made of rubber.
Col. Jack. Now
come now. Come now.
You don't have to
be so dumb now....
Try to say this,
Col. Jack, please....
Through eight great gates
Eight gate-mates moved.
While these mates moved,
Waiting bait grooved.
Waiting bait made
these eight mates grate.
Grating mates made
these mates' wait abate.
That's what made these
eight great gates deflate.
Stop it! Stop it!
That's enough, sir.
I can't say
such silly stuff, sir.
Very well, then
Col. Jack, sir.
Let's have a little talk
about Jaffa waffles....
What do you know
about Jaffa waffles?
well...
When Jaffa waffles bake,
they use
some Jaffa waffle batter.
And when the
batter's in a puddle,
it's some Jaffa
waffle puddle batter.
AND when Jaffa waffles
batter's mixed with paddles in a puddle,
they call it a Jaffa
waffle puddle paddle batter.
AND...
When Jaffas batter waffles
from their puddle paddle batter
and the Jaffa batter puddle
is a puddle in a battle...
...they call this
a Jaffa waffle
battle puddle
paddle batter muddle.
AND...
When Jaffas
mix these batters
in a battle
with their paddles
and the battle's
on a delmak*
and the delmak's
very chel mak**...
...they call this
a muddle puddle
Jaffa delmak
waffle chel mak
battle paddle batter.
AND...
Now wait
a minute
Mr. Nox Rocks!
When a Nox is
in the battle where
the Jaffa waffles batter
with their paddles
in a puddle on a
very chel mak delmak...
THIS is what they call...
...a Jaffa waffle
chel mak delmak battled
paddled muddled duddled
fuddled wuddled
Nox with rocks, sir!
Nox with rocks,
our game us done, sir.
Thank you for
a lot of fun, sir.
With appreciation and apologies to Dr. Seuss
*delmak = Jaffa term for a crystal
** chel mak = as Daniel translated, "very cool"
Yu was one of the bad guy Goulds they encountered along the way.
Heh. I never did work in my baffles, snafus or flocks yet - maybe another version after a bit.
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Nox
Date: 2005-10-30 09:14 pm (UTC)Re: Nox
Date: 2005-10-31 06:39 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-10-31 10:02 am (UTC)That was truly great! You guys are nuts!
Great Stuff!!
Date: 2005-11-02 06:53 pm (UTC)