primsong | 15 Characters, third (and final) part! (Reply)

One more time, here they are...

Bilbo
Percy Blakeney
Fiver
Mrs. Pollifax
Third Doctor
Ramona Quimby
Horatio Hornblower
Maxwell Smart
Jo Grant
Keehar
Siegfried Farnon
Molly Astor
Jamie MacCrimmon
Delgado!Master
Little John

Lolmac once more prompts:
Max is desperately ill or hurt, and may die. Siegfried is looking after him. Three wants to know if Max is leaving anything to Three in his will. Meanwhile, Siegfried is hoping that Mrs. Pollifax will show up with a cure/treatment, before Jamie learns that Max is helpless and vulnerable.

Max was no doubt exposed to a rare and deadly bacteria by a knackerman while on assignment in northern Yorkshire. The town’s doctor being gone on holiday, the veterinarian is pressed into duty, though Siegfried curses that he only has medicines and knowledge for animals, not men. Mrs. Pollifax embarks on a desperate and dangerous journey to fetch a rare drug that will be the cure, but while she’s gone Three shows up on Siegfried’s doorstep inquiring about Max’s will. He expects whether or not something in particular would be left to him would be a definite indicator of whether or not Max had been recently in contact with his other self, Two, who has gone missing.

Jamie, who located Three to ask for help in locating Two, believes KAOS abducted “his Doctor” and mistakenly thinks Max works for KAOS. Being Jamie and at times a bit hot-blooded in defense of his friend, he would be a real danger to Max in this weakened state. In actuality, Two is pretending to be a German scientist and infiltrating KAOS, which shortly becomes known as Three (whilst sampling Siegfried’s wine and cheese on the side) suddenly remembers doing that in the past. All becomes clear as Mrs. Pollifax arrives inexplicably by helicopter to deliver the medicine along with her new friend, “such a nice, young man”, Two.

Pitry prompts:

There's a zombie invasion. 1-15 are stuck in the mall, surrounded by Zombies.

Who gives birth to the Zombie child?

Molly. (assuming her gawky husband, George Darling, was previously turned into a zombie)

Who shoots who in the head?

Little John accidentally shoots the Master in the head while trying to grasp the use of unfamiliar firearm they find in the sports store. Delgado!Master regenerates into Crunchy!Master and becomes the leader of the zombies.

Who gets bitten by Zombies?

Jo, Fiver (not only bitten, but masticated) and Little John (but only after he shoots the Master).

Who is best at shooting the Zombies?

Percy (with fortitude and care), Horatio (with strategy and bravado), Siegfried (with much shouting and cursing) and Three (under protest and as humanely as possible).

Who gets attached to the dog?

Keehar might possibly defend the dog if it was to his benefit to do so, but it would be Ramona who would truly hang onto it and hug it and cry if anyone even suggested eating it. Seigfried would never dream of deliberately harming a dog.

Who suggests they eat the dog?

Hornblower. He’s no doubt eaten far worse while out at sea, and might even be all right with eating it raw. He and Seigfried would get into a fistfight over this, until Three broke them up by offering an alternate source of food he’d invented out of assorted mall items.

And most important, which 4 people survive, and how?

Only four?? Um… Ramona, Three, Percy and Mrs. Pollifax.

How they die:

Molly – tried to protect her zombie child.

Jamie and Little John – go out back to back, swinging.

Fiver – scooped up and eaten early on when he freezes up.

Max – trips over Fiver and falls face first into a horde of zombies.

Keehar – consumed by the hungry people, in lieu of the dog (who is defended by Ramona an Seigfried) when the Doctor’s alternate food is unpalatable.

Bilbo – Puts on the Ring and gets a knock on the head, only waking up after it’s essentially all over, but is killed after the fact by a collapsing mall display.

Jo – wanders away from the Doctor, thinking she is being clever, and is caught.

Delgado!Master – already Crunchy! Because of Little John, so he doesn’t really count.

Hornblower – Goes out last, trying to defend Percy and Mrs. Pollifax from the rear.

Percy and Mrs. Pollifax escape by subterfuge and disguising themselves as zombies, leaving Three facing off against Crunchy!Master and his zombie army. Three defeats the entire lot of zombies with a brilliant chemical reaction from available items. Ramona and the dog, who have been having a grand time running around through all of this, then defeat the Master by sheer accident. Three takes her home.

jhumor suggests:
Fiver and Keehar were caught in bed together by Bilbo - why were they in bed together, did anything happen and what did they tell Bilbo?

(I laughed and laughed at this one when it came up - just picturing the result. Obviously not the sort of scene such a prompt might become!)

“Confusticate and be bother!” cried Bilbo.

Having been told his order of a new pair of rabbit-fur slippers and a feather pillow had been delivered to Bag End while he was out on a morning stroll, he was quite dismayed to find instead a seagull and a rabbit gazing at him from atop his rumpled covers. Fetching his broom he soon chased both of them from his home with much disorderly flapping and jumping about, then went to review the paperwork. It was only then he noticed the fine print specifying he would receive the ‘raw materials only’.

“Raw materials indeed,” he grumbled. “Materials so raw they’d be digging holes in my pantry and eating me out of house and home! No wonder the price was so low.” Fetching his favourite feather pen, he marched to his cluttered writing desk, located his will and strongly scratched out the name of the Bobo, the nephew who had acted as the saleman.

John_amend_all:

Mrs. Pollifax, Bilbo and the Master have to start a hotel. Who ends up in charge, and what jobs do the other two get?

Mrs. Pollifax would take charge of the whole thing, but would be so understated and demure about her authority that few would realize it. She allows the urbane and suave “Mr. Masters” to be behind the desk for publicity and negotiation of any service contracts. In the meantime, Bilbo happily oversees the cooking and cleaning aspects, including the installation of plenty of hooks for guests to hang their coats on.

Curuchamion:

Ramona and Jamie go on a joyride in a spaceship. Who drives, and what happens? Do they crash up, get caught, or return home safely?

Ramona drives, mainly because the spaceship is constructed entirely of a large cardboard box, amply outfitted by means of glue, glitter and crayons. Jamie, who had been left to keep her amused for an afternoon, goes along with it with great gusto, adding plenty of dramatic sound effects and providing both the offensive and defensive sides of their imaginary enemies in between sharing sandwiches with Ramona inside their ‘ship’.
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Kerravonsen prompts:

Bilbo has been possessed by the ghost of Percy Blakeney. Does Fiver notice? Do they think it an improvement or do they try to exorsise the ghost? Are there any lasting repercussions?

Nibbling on plants in Bilbo’s garden, Fiver definitely notices because he’s psychic. The people around the area think it’s something of an improvement at first as Bilbo’s curmudgeonly ways change to more upper-crust socializing, though it does lead to his going about in disguise trying to free aristocrats and dressing in fancy clothes. The annoying over-the-top giggling finally gets to them, however, and they finally chase the ghost off by forcibly dressing Bilbo in poorly tailored clothing.

Mrs. Pollifax has been recruited to defend the Star League from the Ko-Dan Armada. The Third Doctor has been recruited to defend the Ko-Dan Armada from the Star League. Who is doomed?

Mrs. Pollifax is doomed! But Three would be merciful and gentlemanly about it.

Ramona and Hornblower are trapped in a book. What book is it, and how do they get out? Do they want to get out?

They are trapped inside of Peter and the Starcatchers. – Hornblower would be a great help to Molly as well as Lord Astor, and would easily defeat the inept and egotistic Hook as well as his pirates. Ramona would have a grand time running about on the island with the boys and the Mollusks, and she could be a BFF for Molly, including a taste of starstuff as a bonus. It would take a long time before they would want out, and even then it would only be because Ramona grew homesick for Beezus. Hornblower, who always had exceptional luck with navigation and would be well-supplied by the good graces of Fighting Prawn, would simply sail her home.

No one at home believes Ramona, and she is grounded when she arrives.

Max, Jo, Keehar and Siegfried are on the Galaxy Quest. Which one is the Captain, the Engineer, the Alien and the Person-who-repeats-what-the-Computer-says? Is the galaxy doomed?

Siegfried is the logical Captain as it involves getting to tell other people what to do.

Jo (who took A-level Science) is the Engineer though she decorates the Engineering Room very fashionably with daisies.

Keehar repeats what the computer says, so it always says “YARK”.

The alien is Maxwell Smart, who fails to comprehend why he is being called an alien, but goes along with it as an undercover persona.

The galaxy is in no danger whatsoever from this particular crew, but they manage to defeat the bad guys anyway as Siegfried jabs the alien overlord in the rear with a horse-needle full of anesthetic.

Whew! That took a bit of doing, some of those. Thank you so much to everyone, that was grand fun. :-D