Out of the clouds of Memeage...Fics I Wouldn't Write

[primsong]

Yoinked from clocketpatch and curuchamion - because out of the onslaught of memes drifting past on every side this week, it's the one that I succumbed to. I think it's that randomness factor...

Describe three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return (and if inspired), I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.

For the record: I've published fic for Doctor Who and Lord of the Rings plus the obscure "Boo" books by Rene Gutteridge, with a snatch of dabbling in Star Trek TOS and Gilligan's Island. I'd be willing to attempt the Scarlet Pimpernel, All Creatures Great and Small and the original Get Smart as well, so I would add them to the table for seasoning.

No idea how long it would take me to tackle any that look intriguing, but I'm willing to try.

Comments

[everloyal.livejournal.com]

OMIGOSH.

Can you imagine Maxwell Smart and Gilligan in the same room? 0_0

*world spontaneously combusts in an explosion of fortuitous calamity*

[primsong.livejournal.com]

Oh...good heavens... would anything survive?

[thisbluespirit]

You should bear in mind that this is a meme of pure evil.

1. Jo decides she's had enough of Three and goes off travelling the universe with the Master, who she's always secretly preferred anyway.

2. That truly bleak, twisted, adult-rated Torchwood epic you've always been meaning to write.

3. Rose reveals she is really a regenerated version of Susan. She's come back in time to stay with her mother, the original Mrs Who, Jackie Tyler.

I feel fairly sure you would never write any of those! :lol: I hope that's not too evil for you, but this is a meme of corruption and who knows what. (I've been forced - forced I tell you! - to write Liz/Brig baby!fic, Tilly/Sgt Kennedy, soppy Four/Romana, shouty!Six fic and I thankfully forget what else).

You have been warned. (She says, solemnly).

[primsong.livejournal.com]

Waitaminute... Liz/Brig baby!fic?? 0_o You actually DID this?

And I...uh... may have to go with #1 as the others are just... ack, gag - blech!

crack + drabble = crackle?

[everloyal.livejournal.com]

JACKIE TYLER?!
*cackles* I dunno - I can see # 3 being excellent crackle material!

[primsong.livejournal.com]

Aaannd... I have! Worlds of Betrayal Between Us will be okie-dokied at Teaspoon when the mods do their thing. I feel so guilty!

[thisbluespirit]

I did. My challenges and their resulting snippets of fic are here. The thread collapsed under the weight, but the Brig/Liz fic is still in evidence. I put it on Teaspoon too, but that's lacking everyone's suggestions as to Jo being Nanny, Three babysitting, the Master doing a spot of (possibly accidental) kidnapping and so on. :lol:

And I was very impressed - I managed to work mine into being things I would write, mostly, but went for that with evil Jo.

[primsong.livejournal.com]

Three babysitting would be a hoot, I must admit. I'll have to take a look!