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Yoinked from [livejournal.com profile] lothithil just because my curiosity got the better of me.

1. Take five books off your bookshelf
2. Book #1 -- first sentence
3. Book #2 -- last sentence on page fifty
4. Book #3 -- second sentence on page one hundred
5. Book #4 -- next to the last sentence on page one hundred fifty
6. Book #5 -- final sentence of the book
7. Make the five sentences into a paragraph

I really thought about 'cherry picking' some books for this based on what I know of their literary styles, but thought "Naaah - really pick up those five books!" The five books in question were the actual stack I currently have by my bed which happen at the moment to all be nonfiction and I just wondered what they would look like in a blender. It really isn't always like this...

Book #1 Parkinson's Law, Prof. C. Northcote Parkinson
Book #2 The Essential Erasmus, Desidarius Erasmus, Dolan trans.
Book #3 Plato and a Platypus Walk into a Bar, Thomas Cathcart
Book #4 On Government, Cicero, Grant trans.
Book #5 On Old Age, Friendship and Divination, Cicero, Falconer trans.

*place in a box and shake vigorously*

Work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion. I feel that entirely too many people confuse what are really natural gifts or endowments with virtues! If we choose to behave as if there is a God and we get to the end and it turns out there isn't, it's not a big deal (well, maybe we've lost the ability to thoroughly enjoy the Seven Deadly Sins, but that's small potatoes compared to the alternative), if we bet there isn't a God, and get to the end only to find out there is a God, we've lost the Big Enchilada. For neither the Spartans, who invented your life-style and way of talking and who recline daily at their meals upon couches of wood, nor even the Cretans, who never even reclined at meal-times at all, maintained their states more successfully than the Romans - who find time to enjoy themselves as well as to work. "Nothing could please me better," Quintus said, and when this was said, we arose.

Whew!

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Date: 2010-02-09 05:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lothithil.livejournal.com
Excellent! That almost makes sense...

*glee* (((Prim)))

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Date: 2010-02-09 05:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] primsong.livejournal.com
Well, considering Parkinson, Cicero and Erasmus are three of my favorite Wise Guys, odds were good it wouldn't sound too foolish - though they all have their moments. ;-)

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Date: 2010-02-09 08:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] acciochocolate.livejournal.com
Interesting.

I shall have to try this variation on a, how should I say it, meme? :)

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Date: 2010-02-09 03:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] curuchamion.livejournal.com
*giggles* I didn't recognize any of the titles, but the insides certainly sound familiar - "the task expands to fill the time allotted", indeed! And Pascal's whatsit, restated again.

(And Cicero sounds like a more fun person than I'd've expected. Which is good, as I shall have to read the Offices for sophomore year at college, among other things. Did you know tour guides are called "cicerones" after him? I don't quite know why.)

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Date: 2010-02-09 04:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] primsong.livejournal.com
Tour guides?? *wonders greatly* Because they...uh, explain things to people, maybe?

You should pick up a copy of Parkinson's Law, it's a pretty quick read and gives the best explanation of how business and politics really work of anything I've ever seen. And it even manages to be amusing along the way!



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