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Toaster from the Pit
Sep. 7th, 2009 09:07 pmMy daughter's roomie has furnished their kitchen with a pink and white Hello Kitty toaster, complete with a large raised image of Kitty herself, pink bow and all. The roomie hates it, she said - it was a gift, and it toasts the image of Hello Kitty onto the toast.
"That sounds like a cute idea," I offered.
"Ah, but it only toasts the image of the Kitty! This means the rest of your bread isn't really toasted except the kitty part, so if you want your toast actually toasted you have to turn it way up, which means the Hello Kitty is burnt into it. At that point it sort of spreads and blackens and you end up with toast that appears to have this creepy black demon kitty emblazoned across it."
"Oh..."
"She calls it the Hell Kitty toaster."
XD
"That sounds like a cute idea," I offered.
"Ah, but it only toasts the image of the Kitty! This means the rest of your bread isn't really toasted except the kitty part, so if you want your toast actually toasted you have to turn it way up, which means the Hello Kitty is burnt into it. At that point it sort of spreads and blackens and you end up with toast that appears to have this creepy black demon kitty emblazoned across it."
"Oh..."
"She calls it the Hell Kitty toaster."
XD
